User talk:JPLSilva/Special

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JPLSilva

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Hello

JPL Silva*, because I promise not to do vandalism and say mean things about you, can you replace MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext with the following code below?

{{#if: {{CASCADINGSOURCES}}
 | <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->
 | {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | 
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
      }}
   }}
}}

Thanks! Ahmed03 (talk) 18:23, 1 August 2019 (UTC)

*I can tell from your name that you’re female. Ahmed03 (talk)

Ahmed03

Please unblock him. You’re under arrest! All the people will say that. Tomorrow, you’re going to court to see what all the people say about you. 107.178.45.196 18:09, 4 August 2019 (UTC)

Yes

Yes, unblock me! Unblock me! Ahmed03 Whispers 23:43, 4 August 2019 (UTC)

BAD!

THAT’S IT!!! YOU’LL GET WHAT YOU GET! W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G
WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahmed03 Whispers 00:35, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

HAZARDOUS!Ahmed03 Whispers 00:36, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

Hi

YOU’RE A VENOMOUS VIXEN! Ahmed03 Whispers 00:38, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

SCANDALOUS!!! Ahmed03 Whispers 00:38, 7 August 2019 (UTC) Ahmed03 Whispers 00:38, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

GRRRR!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW DARE YOU! PLEASE DO NOT DELETE OR BLOCK ANY USERS OR PAGES!!! I SAW ON YOUR TALK PAGE THAT YOU’VE TOTALED 130 FUCKING MALEFICTIES! RAAYYYYYYYYYY! AND DON’T PROTECT ANY PAGES AGAIN, OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!! BAD GIRL! Ahmed03 Whispers 18:02, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

Hi

I HATE YOU!!! BAD WOMAN! Ahmed03 Whispers 18:38, 7 August 2019 (UTC)

Your account on uncyclopedia.info will be renamed

Hello,

The team at the Uncyclomedia Foundation is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our ongoing efforts to give their users more info. For you, we have reserved the name "Vanished user idkhidyr84y84rbty4rikrhiyr9" (just in case you know, "idkhidyr84y84rbty4rikrhiyr9" is the ID of the vanished user). If you don't like this name, then you can request a new name on my talk page. The reason we had reserved a different name for you is for us to give you more information and updates.

We're sorry for the inconvenience this may cause.

With regrets,

Ahmed Saed

Ahmed Saed

20:38, 12 August 2019 (UTC)

Don't listen to Alhazred. Listen to us. You need to unblock us. Ahmed03 Whispers 18:49, 13 August 2019 (UTC)

You're no match for me

JPLSilva, you've got a date with justice! Oh, and second, you're no match for me! You cannot touch me! Hahahahaha! Ahmed03 Whispers 01:48, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

I will not be blocked

I am never being blocked! I rule! Ahmed03 Whispers 02:17, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

Okay, I'm sorry. Ahmed03 Whispers 02:19, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

You are listed at Ban Patrol

Hello. I put you at Ban Patrol because: Minor reprimand for behaviour and attitudes counter to community standards. How do you feel now? 45.33.139.47 07:26, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW DARE YOU!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! JPLSILVA!!!! HOW DARE YOU! WHEN YOU BLOCK TOO MANY USERS, THAT’S A CRIME! YOU ARE GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR THAT! OOOOOOOOH! >:( YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND YOU’LL NEVER EVER HAVE ADMINISTRATOR PRIVILEGES ON UNCYCLOPAEDIA! eiraM allebuhR (talk) 20:01, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

Well, that’s what you get for blocking too many users! UNBLOCK US! UNBLOCK US! eiraM allebuhR (talk) 20:03, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

STOP!

JPLSILVA! STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST! COME WITH ME! YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL! COME IN MY POLICE CAR! 107.178.45.31 22:45, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

STOP IT!

STOP IT!!! eiraM allebuhR (talk) 22:46, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

YOU’RE A BAD USER!

BAD VIXEN! I’M REVERTING YOUR EDITS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! eiraM allebuhR (talk) 23:00, 19 August 2019 (UTC)

Listed at Ban Patrol again

Hi! I put you at Ban Patrol again! Na-na-na-na-na! Don’t remove yourself from there! Rhubella selo-02.png stideipperp 49 eipperpkcos tar eht ,eiraM allebuhRRhubella selo-01.png 02:16, 20 August 2019 (UTC)

I’m asking you to stop blocking users

You’ve been given lots of warnings about your behaviour. I’m warning you, either stop or suffer the consequences. I will be taking this case to Carlb. I hope this is my last warning. Thank you. 45.33.137.51 18:28, 22 August 2019 (UTC)