User talk:Ahmed03

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I wonder if these pages you are creating are really for use here. If so, I can do it myself. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,553 preppiedits 22:41, 1 August 2019 (UTC)

Can you remove "This page has been protected to prevent editing or other actions."? Ahmed03 ^Whispers 01:19, 2 August 2019 (UTC)

Yes, they are. Ahmed03 ^Whispers 01:18, 2 August 2019 (UTC)

Alert

Look, I allowed you to make changes to Media Wiki pages because I thought I was making improvements but some time ago I noticed some abuses that could seriously compromise your work.

1. First, it's taking its problem with JPLSilva too seriously, taking abuse complaints to sysops that have been inactive here for a long time. Chances are none of these sysops will fulfill your request.
2. The following issues [1], [2], [3], [4] and [5] already feature serious harassment issues, and I've even heard accusations from the user who blocked you on Uncyclopedia.info.
3. It was also reported to me and Carlb, using sock to bypass a block on Uncyclopedia.info to continue editing, even though it is blocked. In addition, it edits by IP to attack said user.

I urge you to change this behavior as otherwise it will be considered a vandal and blocked, and we will have to check every page you have created to determine possible pages with the potential to ruin wikis with some sort of hidden vandalism. I warn you again that your editions on MediaWiki pages are good but your behavior is compromising your work here and may do you more serious damage than you did at Uncy.info and wish to be unblocked. Again, Carlb can only grant a sysop job if he keeps up the good work, and as much as JPLSilva may be a poor administrator, that doesn't give him the right to make personal attacks. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,553 preppiedits 03:23, 8 August 2019 (UTC)

Please do not "bump" forum: threads

The mw:extension:DPLforum displays topics in order of latest edit time. Making pointless edits to old threads, as you did here, here and here, pushes them back to the top of the list. That's not helpful; we don't need little shiny silver padlocks spammed on to every long-abandoned page of the wiki like this. Carlb (talk) 21:59, 10 August 2019 (UTC)

Carl! Ahmed03 ^Whispers 22:00, 10 August 2019 (UTC)

I wonder why the hell you edited in an abandoned forum 9 years ago? You should know that this is considered vandalism. I will repeat again, please avoid creating problems. We don't need to be picky about everything you can edit with these padlocks. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,553 preppiedits 01:27, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. But why does your signature template title contain a bad word "ass"? Ahmed03 ^Whispers 02:01, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Is "assinatura" a bad word em português? It seems harmless enough to me, but yes, we do need bad-ass admins to rat out users who bump old forum threads and spam the entire wiki with padlock templates which, while they might've been of use to Wikipedia, are completely unnecessary to us at the current time. Carlb (talk) 03:39, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Assinatura is not a bad word, but ass is. Ahmed03 ^Whispers 03:44, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

"Assinatura" is signature in portuguese. It seems fitting to me to have to say a Chinese proverb that says "I need a cat as long as I hunt mice", well I don't want it to touch old topics but close the current ones. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,553 preppiedits 12:51, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Yes, Assinatura is signature in Portuguese! I know! Ahmed03 ^Whispers 17:54, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

If you do know, why come here to make an "/ass" of yourself? :) Carlb (talk) 18:10, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Just a custom signature. And the name of the subpage is "/sig", not "/ass". Ahmed03 ^Whispers 18:31, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Carlb, go to Uncyclopedia.info, search for "MediaWiki:Protectedinterface", click the edit link, and start replacing it with this:

{{#switch:{{#invoke:Page|contentModel|{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACENUMBER}}|-1|{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|0|2}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}}
 |css|javascript=<!-- Defer to [[MediaWiki:Sitecssprotected]] and [[MediaWiki:Sitejsprotected]] -->
 |#default={{protected system message|$1}} 
}}

Ahmed03 ^Whispers 18:34, 11 August 2019 (UTC)

Final warning, either stop or suffer the consequences

My patience about your attacks on JPLSilva is already too abusive. If I see just one more attack on this user or a hit on him, they'll both be blocked and I'll take the question to Carlb. This is my last warning. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,553 preppiedits 00:41, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

I'd rather stop. Ahmed03 ^Whispers 00:48, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

You have been warned

After Rhubela asks you to STOP annoying the user, you should just ignore it, something you didn't do. Your anger will only prevent you from interacting with other communities if you do not adapt to that person and leave fights internally rather than expose in a discussion. I just say that. Dragomaniaco (talk) 02:21, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

OKAY! Fine! I'll stop doing that! BUT DON'T PUT ME AT BAN PATROL AGAIN! Ahmed03 ^Whispers 02:46, 14 August 2019 (UTC)