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Desgali and Çciclopedia offline[edit]

Desgalipedia and Çciclopedia has been facing server peaks since yesterday. At this time (12 h UCT -3) plus one fall. I tried to make a statement of the situation for at least half an hour here and also in UnMeta was in trouble.

  • Desgalipedia = error 522
  • Çciclopedia = error 524

I was also reported problems in Malucopédia by a site user asking me if the site was closed. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 15:09, 21 October 2018 (UTC)

Problem sending emails[edit]

I've tried sending e-mail on an important issue to Carlb, and had an error 524. I wonder whether the e-mail service is working fine. Anonymous Investigator (talk) 13:31, 18 December 2018 (UTC)

I've sent an e-mail from English Uncyclo as a back up, and there it seems to be working. Anonymous Investigator (talk) 13:32, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
Sorry, this problem was also reported in Desgalipedia. I'll be sending an email to Carlb about the problem as well as its sub-page. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 03:05, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
Thanks :-) Anonymous Investigator (talk) 14:58, 19 December 2018 (UTC)

Images on Logimalpédie[edit]

Images newly uploaded to Logimalpédie do not have thumbnails. I uploaded logimalpedie:File:Beige.svg and logimalpedie:File:Beige.png yesterday, and you can see on those pages that there are no thumbnails in the file history where there should be and the SVG file is not successfully converted to a PNG. You can see here and here what these images look like when used on pages: no thumbnail, only a short gray vertical line. At the file path where the thumbnail should be, there is an error message "Erreur lors de la création de la miniature : Fichier manquant". When you try to open the SVG in the Media Viewer, it gives the message "Désolé, le fichier ne peut être chargé. Il semble y avoir un problème technique. Vous pouvez réessayer ou signaler le problème s'il persiste. Erreur : error in provider, thumb info not found".

Images uploaded in 2013 and earlier do not have this problem, but I don't know when it first arose because nothing was uploaded between 2013 and 2018. It could have been the most recent update or an earlier one. The permissions on the thumbnail directory may be set wrong. This ultimately has to go to Carlb, but I believe this is the correct page to report problems on. Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) 12:33, 23 December 2018 (UTC)

Another image problem, probably unrelated, is that logimalpedie:Special:ListFiles is now giving a database error even though it was working just yesterday. Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) 15:11, 23 December 2018 (UTC)

The same problem happens in Desgalipedia, the image does not appear leaving this message:
Erro ao crear a miniatura: convert: Output file write error --- out of disk space? `/tmp/transform_a265d529d990.jpg' @ error/jpeg.c/JPEGErrorHandler/322. Error code: 1
Examples here Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 17:09, 23 December 2018 (UTC)
I'm not seeing it on that page. Maybe it resolved itself there. Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) 23:07, 24 December 2018 (UTC)
Ah yes. I could not report this due to a server crash and forgot to warn. Grazas! Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 02:16, 25 December 2018 (UTC)

Again...[edit]

Again in Desgalipedia...

Erro ao crear a miniatura: convert: Output file write error --- out of disk space? `/tmp/transform_42e483d74cd5.jpg' @ error/jpeg.c/JPEGErrorHandler/322. Error code: 1

Also, you can not load a new image, and the message appears in place: O ficheiro que cargou semella estar baleiro. Isto pode deberse a un erro ortográfico no seu nome. Por favor, verifique se realmente quere cargar este ficheiro. The problem also appears in UnCommons.

What the hell is going on with this server? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 19:15, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

I wonder if/when we'll get a resolution to this. I've just discovered that Irratiopedia has two of these on its main page. "Error generating thumbnail" again. The rest of the message is "Het maken van een miniatuurafbeelding is te vaak mislukt (4 keer of vaker). Probeer het later nog eens." (I can't read this, but Google Translate says it means "Creating a thumbnail image has failed too often (4 times or more). Please try again later.") Those images were uploaded in 2013 and 2014 respectively, so this must have been going on for quite some time. For some reason the PNG file has a .jpeg added to the thumbnail name and the JPG has a .png added. Part of the same thing or yet another problem? No idea. Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) 05:41, 13 January 2019 (UTC)
Just give up. Nobody here seemed willing to help. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 16:37, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
Yes, Yes. We suffered the same problem in Desgalipedia the last days 5 and 6 of that month, before the servers fell again. I begin to notice a pattern that the problem may be a faulty server. Maybe CarlB will say that he will need to buy a demo memory. However, a very large difference between this problem occurred in the uncyclopedias on days 5 and 6 and in Irratiopedia on the 13th. I will pass on an email to Carlb, although I do not know how to explain why he ignores it here. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 01:37, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

Mediawiki 1.31 and extensions[edit]

In Desciclopédia[edit]

<div class="NavFrame"> is not working

This is bad, 90% if our templates uses this. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 19:11, 26 December 2018 (UTC)

The same problem affects Malucopédia and Wikimerda. Good other problems of each Brazilian site plus the sacred Desgalipedia were searched and forwarded to the current forum about MediaWiki 1.31 Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 23:50, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
Partially solved. Now the main problem are the blank page of desciclopedia.org. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 20:24, 6 January 2019 (UTC)
This problem returned. Maybe deleting our common.js caused this. What to do? ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 00:43, 21 January 2019 (UTC)
And this fixed the problem ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 00:13, 23 January 2019 (UTC)
Firstly, how can I really believe that deleting the common.js actually caused the problem if it persisted? I'm not discrediting you but Carlb had informed me that he deleted the extension believing that to be the problem. In that case, if you do not mind I'll copy the code and I'll switch to Malucopedia since the site has the same problem. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 01:33, 23 January 2019 (UTC)

Uploading Images[edit]

Problems with loading images and thumbnails in all wikis. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 00:35, 6 January 2019 (UTC)

I hate to admit it but I noticed in this third server crash (last Saturday on Wikimerda) a certain pattern with the same problems in the images, either loading new images or the images are in miniature. Should I confirm that this is some sort of backup upgrade? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 01:41, 23 January 2019 (UTC)

www.wikinet.pro[edit]

Can someone tell me if http://www.wikinet.pro/ is never going to work again or is it temporary? http://wikinet.pro is stable, though. Thanks. Mgs 22:41, 10 February 2019 (UTC)

Uploading images (part 2)[edit]

In Desciclopédia[edit]

On this February 14th some users reported that there were problems on uploading images in both Desciclopédia and Uncommons. When we try to upload an image we just see an error meassge saying:

O arquivo que você está tentando carregar parece estar vazio. Isto poderá ser devido a um erro na escrita do nome do arquivo. Por favor verifique se realmente deseja carregar este arquivo.

I hope this is nothing very serious. Any hint about what is happening? ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 00:15, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

I tried every Desciclopédia mirror known to man. The only one I was able to upload was pesquisa.la. I thought we could use pesquisa.la only to upload files and then use another mirror to browse the site normally, but the files uploaded in pesquisa.la only show in said domain, that's strange. I asked UltraJohnnÿ how he uploaded a file, since he was the only one who uploaded something in the last 2 days. Mgs 14:03, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

From what I saw Alhazred notify again the pesquisa.la is an obsolete domain and for sure a new update will bugar that mirror. I suggest that no wiki upload new ones unless it loses images or even irreversibly bugs the existing ones. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:17, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

1 week and nothing was solved yet. Sad we just don't have support.

http://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Arquivo:GuerraDoPeloponeso.png

Erro ao criar miniatura: Não foi possível salvar a miniatura no destino ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 22:15, 20 February 2019 (UTC)

Now things are slowly returning to normal. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 23:03, 21 February 2019 (UTC)

In Desgalipedia[edit]

Erro ao crear a miniatura: Non se puido gardar a miniatura no destino...

I do not need much to say about it. Just prepare for some scheduled backup by Saturday or Sunday. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 17:42, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

Will everything return to normal on Monday? ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 21:17, 15 February 2019 (UTC)
It's not a joke. Make a statistic of how many times this problem preceded the sites being offline on the following days. (Não é uma piada. Faça uma estatística de quantas vezes esse problema antecedeu aos sites ficarem offline nos dias seguintes.) Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 22:31, 15 February 2019 (UTC)
It cost Carl nothing to let us know. Every month a different bug. (Custava nada Carl nos informar. Todo mês um bug diferente.) ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 00:51, 16 February 2019 (UTC)
Just repair the amount of reports about image problems here. This is the fourth alert. However, at least in Desgali the images returned to normal. But still the alert for a possible backup remains. Another thing, pardon if I opened the comment in Portuguese, was leaving work and could not give a more calm response due to the rush to catch a bus. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 09:36, 16 February 2019 (UTC)
What the hell are you doing back? Are you expecting us to abandon UnMeta and migrate all to Mihareze? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 02:02, 21 February 2019 (UTC)
Yeah, moving to miraheze is one option. uncyclopedia.co and Miraheze are planning to reorganize the whole Uncyc group following the decision made by Fandom. See this forum for more details.--The Pioneer (talk) 06:02, 27 February 2019 (UTC)

In Uncommons[edit]

Até mesmo no nosso Site lixo grande de imagens parece ocorrer um erro ao carregar a imagem, não conseguindo carregar sequer imagens .jpg ou .jpge, mas parece que tem erros similar como citado acima. Dragomaniaco (talk) 21:02, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

Translation:
Even in our large image garbage site there seems to be an error loading the image, not being able to load even .jpg or .jpge images, but it looks like it has similar errors as quoted above. Dragomaniaco (talk) 21:02, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

Due to my preferences being in Galician the message appears: O ficheiro que cargou semella estar baleiro. Isto pode deberse a un erro ortográfico no seu nome. Por favor, verifique se realmente quere cargar este ficheiro. and make it impossible to load a new image.
(Devido as minhas preferências estarem em galego aparece a mensagem O ficheiro que cargou semella estar baleiro. Isto pode deberse a un erro ortográfico no seu nome. Por favor, verifique se realmente quere cargar este ficheiro. e tornasse impossível carregar uma nova imagem.) Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 09:42, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

In Wikinet[edit]

Same problem on Wikinet. I tried uploading from an external link (it worked fine before) and the error I got is Erro ao alterar arquivo temporário ("error updating temporary file").
However, I was able to upload files just fine on Wikinet's mirror. Try uploading at Desciclopédia's mirrors that it might work. Mgs 13:46, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

What I can at least do is tell you that I sent Carlb an email. Maybe it will have to do some repair which will cause all wikis to go offline (this will be the fourth time). Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:13, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

Database error[edit]

I'm getting a database error in Desciclopédia when checking my watchlist and in Wikinet when trying to hide edits.

On Wikinet:

Houve um erro na consulta ao banco de dados. Isto pode indicar um bug no software.
[eb967a8502ef8bace64e2233] 2019-02-15 21:58:44: Excepção fatal do tipo "Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBQueryError"

On Desciclopédia:

Houve um erro na consulta ao banco de dados. Isto pode indicar um bug no software.
[ad6d5dd3252a49439b8c1d32] 2019-02-15 21:59:06: Excepção fatal do tipo "Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBQueryError"

Mgs 22:00, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

Is there a 10th February report on this problem or am I mistaken? (Há um reporte do dia 10 de fevereiro sobre esse problema ou estou enganada?) Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 11:17, 16 February 2019 (UTC)
No, that day I was just asking about the www.wikinet.pro domain. Mgs 14:05, 16 February 2019 (UTC)
Okay, this was reported anyway. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:20, 16 February 2019 (UTC)

Can the Global Uncyclomedia project can block editing korean uncyclopedia wiki?[edit]

If so, PLEASE disable the editing permission of anonymous users of the Korean project wiki. Currently, there was a CSS terror to the site. The admin is currently absent so I have to wait for a while. When I finally report this to the admin he said that he forgot the password of the root account... So currently there are plenty of anonymous users that are performing document vandalism to the project site. The site has lost its own ability to perform self-purification. I think global uncyclomedia administrators can only solve this problem. Again, please block the editing permission of Korean uncyclopedia project site --Senouis (talk) 13:44, 24 February 2020 (UTC)

Possibly yes, I will inform Carlb. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:03, 25 February 2020 (UTC)

Problems with interwiki[edit]

ang, kw, nap, vi, xh have their language codes defined, but the link is dead. Please modify or remove the link.

Also, zh-hk should be "https://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/$1", not "http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/香港語:$1". We have decided to remove the "香港語" namespace in 2016.--Abcabc2 (talk) 16:05, 20 March 2020 (UTC)

Please, could you check if the interlink you requested to change to zh-hk here because the only option that is on the page is this: https://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/$1. I can check whether UnCommons, UnData and some uncys are allowed. In any case, I will inform Carlb. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:55, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
Unfortunately I inform you that UnCommons and UnData have the same interlink. Could you tell if this interlink ("http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/香港語:$1") is edited on your local wiki? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 15:07, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I've checked both zh-tw:Special:Interwiki and yue:Special:Interwiki (the two uncycs I'm mainly working on), and both sites define zh-hk as "http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/香港語:$1". No interwiki definitions are edited locally recently. According to zh-tw:Special:Logs/interwiki, the last local edit on the zh-hk definition is in 2011, before the namespace is removed. The yue uncyc interwiki definitions are never edited locally, but it might import data from zh-tw when yue uncyc founded.--Abcabc2 (talk) 16:56, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I've seen that the problem is local, this can be done by an administrator. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:12, 22 March 2020 (UTC)
OK, so I've edited the link of zh-hk manually. Is there really no problem with ang, kw, nap, vi and xh? These sites can't even be viewed properly and these seems to be global definitions.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:40, 22 March 2020 (UTC)
If you want you can remove them. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 17:08, 22 March 2020 (UTC)

Change of Korean Uncyclopedia(백괴사전)[edit]

The Korean version of Uncyclopedia[1](백괴사전) has crushed since last August, and still not recovered yet.

Sadly, Korean Uncyclopedia(백괴사전) seems unlikely to recover. The recent message of administrator says that he tried many times to contact the developer, but all of the attempts have failed.

So, the users of 백괴사전 have made their successor site. The successor of Uncyclopedia is 진실위키, which means TruthWiki in English.

Although the site is based on Miraheze, it's slowly attracting the users of Uncyclopedia. It will be able to replace Uncyclopedia in some months.

Please take over the Korean membership of Uncyclopedia to 진실위키(TruthWiki). We can't wait 백괴사전 to be recovered anymore.

Thank you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 2001:2d8:e609:db90::a90b:f902 (talk • contribs)

I will immediately notify Carlb Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 13:54, 22 March 2020 (UTC)
Wait a minute, there is already a version here at UnMeta. Enter through this link Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 13:57, 22 March 2020 (UTC)
I visited 4 articles at random and as I see it the site is stable. Best article among the 4 was just that of Denmark. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:10, 22 March 2020 (UTC)

Problems of editing UnData[edit]

"Could not save due to an error." Does it need special privileges to edit UnData now?--Abcabc2 (talk) 06:50, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

If the server allows, please help to add the following entries to data:Item:Q20993:
--Abcabc2 (talk) 06:56, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
There are some local interwiki links in pt:Coronavírus da síndrome respiratória aguda grave 2, while some should go to data:Item:Q20993, and some should go to data:Item:Q20944.--Abcabc2 (talk) 07:02, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
You cannot edit by directly entering UnData, even though I was an administrator, I realized that. What should be done is:
  1. Join UnData from any wiki except UnMeta/UnCommons.
  2. Edit depart this way.
Second, local edits must be maintained because as several wikis are creating articles at the same time. One article is superimposing on another is in the case of locals as in the Portuguese / Brazilian version it is impossible to return to an official version. This problem is also characteristic with the Galician version. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 17:13, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

This request or action is approved and done Approved and done Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 18:19, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

Images have problems again[edit]

Erro ao crear a miniatura: convert: unable to open image `/var/images/gl/6/61/Gremista_de_pijama.jpg': Permission denied @ error/blob.c/OpenBlob/2701. convert: no images defined `/tmp/transform_626a893107d2.jpg' @ error/convert.c/ConvertImageCommand/3258. Error code: 1

Some images have problems with thumbnail position again like this. I wonder if there are any servers with serious problems. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:52, 1 July 2020 (UTC)

The problem with Dragomaniaco in Uncommons[edit]

I know that this ins't the correct place to explain this, but every page is blocked for edition in UnMeta. So, I'm sysop and bureau' in Desciclopédia, one of the biggest (maybe the biggest) of projects in the Unmeta. Dragomaniaco is a notorious vandal in Desciclopédia, blocked in the site:

10h21min de 18 de junho de 2018 Mestre HSA (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) modificou configurações de bloqueio para Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de indefinido (criação de contas desabilitada, e-mail bloqueado) (Ofendeu outro usuário: Além disso: ignorou durante anos, todos os avisos para que parasse de importunar a todos; quase destruiu a Desciclopédia com artigos copiados de outros sites; fez mal uso de seu sock desvirtuando tópicos importantes.) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)
21h48min de 14 de dezembro de 2017 Masusami (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) bloqueou Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de 1 ano (criação de contas desabilitada) (Ofendeu outro usuário: Conforme discutido neste tópico) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)
17h58min de 20 de janeiro de 2017 Alhazred (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) bloqueou Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de 1 mês (bloqueio automático desabilitado) (Ofendeu outro usuário: Causa confusão, não aprende, não para de criancice, sempre sai impune dessas confusões por dó dos outros usuários e sysops) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)
13h32min de 30 de dezembro de 2013 Masusami (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) bloqueou Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de 1 dia (criação de contas desabilitada) (a pedido dele mesmo) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)
15h45min de 18 de novembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
15h38min de 18 de novembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
18h00min de 24 de setembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
21h25min de 10 de setembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
21h24min de 10 de setembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
21h09min de 10 de setembro de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
17h30min de 13 de agosto de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
13h12min de 6 de abril de 2009 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
15h32min de 17 de setembro de 2008 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
00h15min de 17 de setembro de 2008 (nome de usuário removido) (registros de detalhes eliminados) (resumo da edição suprimido)
21h19min de 27 de julho de 2008 Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) bloqueou Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de 24 minutos (criação de contas desabilitada) (Emo: Aprenda a trabalhar direito com essa Lesmapédia!) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)
00h46min de 25 de julho de 2008 CANUTO (Discussão | contribs | bloquear) bloqueou Dragomaniaco (Discussão | contribs) com um tempo de expiração de 24 segundos (criação de contas desabilitada) (Devido ao Ban indevido no usuário Tyler) (desbloquear | alterar bloqueio)

And now, this user blocked me of the Uncommons, a sysop and bureaucrat of Desciclopedia, because in Desciclopedia we used to joke the vandals like him. I want my unblock and the removal of the stats of this vandal. Why is he a sysop in the Uncommons? He is just a vandal in our Desciclopedia. It's absurd! Terror (talk) 14:05, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

Sorry, but here is the place to request technical problems from UnMeta. Political problems must be resolved in the forum. Second, due to my weariness in resolving an endless conflict with the Japanese Uncyclopedia administration, my natural problems with the Brazilian Uncyclopedia and the departure of CartoonistHenning, I ask you to send an email to Carlb reporting the problem. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:41, 10 August 2020 (UTC)
Você é admin dos projetos, você tem o poder-dever de se meter quando ocorre algo. Eu sei que você me odeia e eu te odeio, mas se você vir algo ilegal sendo cometido, como "justiça" tem que se meter. Terror (talk) 14:51, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

The problem with UnCommons[edit]

Hellow! I am К. П.1. I am user of Absurdopedia. I have problem with registration in UnCommons. My IP range blocked. Please, unblock me. К. П.1 (talk) 14:00, 22 August 2020 (UTC)

To unlock your IP range, sysops need to know what IP range you use. The system message should tell them what your IP range is blocked and which sysop has blocked it. Tell us this data and sysops of UnCommons can analyze your case. - Brazil! JPLSilva 17:55, 22 August 2020 (UTC)
Hi, I'm a sysop from UnMeta/UnCommons. Your IP range was probably blocked due to vandalism by another user. Could you tell us what IP you are using at the moment? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 18:28, 22 August 2020 (UTC)
My IP range is 37.113.0.0/16. Sysop is Dragomaniaco. К. П.1 (talk) 10:39, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
37.113.0.0/16 has been unlocked. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 13:56, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
Thanks you. К. П.1 (talk) 15:44, 23 August 2020 (UTC)

Continuous server downtime[edit]

The zh-tw uncyclopedia is experiencing server downtime in the past few days, is there anyone attempting to attack our server? (It looks like there's some suspicious activity on Uncyclopedia.)--Abcabc2 (talk) 13:57, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

I heard that maintenance is being done during night hours in Canada when that period is less busy. Unfortunately this must be reflecting with Asian uncys that are still in the daytime. I'll let Carlb know. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:10, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

According to Alhazred, Ambassador of the Lusophone Uncyclopedia (Desciclopédia), these downtimes during dawns in Brazil are a periodic maintenance of servers after their owner returned from several months of inactivity. This time, instead of leaving Uncyclomedia offline continuously for several days, he opted to leave it offline for a few dawns when traffic is less.[2] - Brazil! JPLSilva 14:41, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

Continuous server downtime happened again, for more than one time during a relatively short period. --Abcabc2 (talk) 15:35, 21 October 2020 (UTC)

Ilogicopedia[edit]

The illogicalpedia was abandoned by its administrators and there is little activity. --190.201.110.30 01:46, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Sorry, it was not known to us that there was an illogigopedia in Spanish. And most illogicopedias are on Lyrithia's server not here at UnMeta (there is only the Portuguese version). I believe there are 3 alternatives:
  1. The easiest, request the administration of mihareze the administration of the wiki under this problem of lack of administrators.
  2. Request Lyrithya to adopt the project but it will cause the wiki to be abandoned for 6 months until it is eliminated.
  3. You can ask Inciclopedia users to adopt the project even on different servers, but I think it is very difficult.

Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 02:29, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

UploadStashBadPathException[edit]

A user of the Lusophone Uncyclopedia (Desciclopédia) reported that he cannot upload images on the wiki and the following error message is displayed:
Erro: Não foi possível armazenar o upload no cache (UploadStashBadPathException): "A chave "17ui77mye4ss.v5dmkf.109978.jpg" não tem um formato apropriado.".

In English, the message would be similar to that:
Error: Could not store upload in the stash (UploadStashBadPathException): "Key "17ui77mye4ss.v5dmkf.109978.jpg" is not in a proper format.".

I believe the name of the error in question is "UploadStashBadPathException". Searching this name on Google, you find two requests for help on mw:Project:Support desk.[1][2] The solution found in both was to update the software used by the wiki (MediaWiki and PHP).

Brazil! JPLSilva 21:34, 19 October 2020 (UTC)

I believe that only Carlb can properly install this mediawiki. All wikis suffer from this evil. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 19:47, 21 October 2020 (UTC)

MathStatus Error[edit]

"MWException" occurred at Special:MathStatus with UnMeta and JAUCP. Therefore, the article such as 1=2,栗まんじゅう問題 cannot be displayed normally. "Math extension cannot connect to Restbase." is displayed there. アンメタやJAUCPのMathステータスが「MWException」エラーとなっていて、1=2や栗まんじゅう問題などの記事が正常に表示されません。"Math extension cannot connect to Restbase."と表示されます。 --micch (talk) 14:55, 23 October 2020 (UTC)

The Math extension is not working correctly also in the Lusophone Uncyclopedia (Desciclopédia).[1] - Brazil! JPLSilva 17:37, 23 October 2020 (UTC)

Fallou a conversión do código (MathML con respaldo en SVG ou PNG (recomendado para navegadores máis modernos e ferramentas de acesibilidade): Resposta non válida ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") desde o servidor "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle 2B(OH)_3(po) + 2H_2O (agua-xelada) \leftrightarrow B(OH^-)_4(corrosivo-acuoso) + 3H_2O_2(desinfectante) + OH^-(cousa insignificante)}

Fallou a conversión do código (erro de sintaxe): {\displaystyle Ka = 7.6x10^−10 mol/l; pKa = 94 }
The chemical formula in the article Ácido Borico in Desgalipedia collapsed. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:12, 24 October 2020 (UTC)

Math[edit]

Katrina has been determined to be both calculating and ruthless:

[math]\displaystyle{ \frac{SeaLevel^{Katrina}}{NewOrleans} - Levee = \frac{Water}{NewOrleans} }[/math]

where

[math]\displaystyle{ Katrina = GlobalWarming + TropicalStorm }[/math]

and

[math]\displaystyle{ \frac{Water}{NewOrleans}=NoOrleans^{screwed} }[/math]

therefore:

[math]\displaystyle{ Louisiana = Louisiana - NewOrleans }[/math]

Hmmm... Carlb (talk) 06:34, 20 November 2020 (UTC)

Continuous server downtime[edit]

The server is experiencing downtime in the last few months, and often lasts for a relatively long time, which prevents me from doing any primary maintenance work during my active period (usually 10:00-16:00 UTC, sometimes starting from about 05:00 UTC) at all. (In fact I'm about to sleep now...🤦🏻‍♀️) Are you abandoning some slowly declining uncycs without even considering putting efforts to recover it? Can you please find a less affected period for both sides or can I at least get notified at least one day before doing server maintenances? That's the best I can do for it before I can migrate the site onto a better server.--Abcabc2 (talk) 16:38, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

There is no "less affected period" as the server hosts both Brazil and Japan, which are twelve hours apart. At any time, if one is asleep, the other is awake. Always. Carlb (talk) 16:56, 3 November 2020 (UTC)
From what I observe, it seems the server becomes offline more often than a couple of months before, which may affect user experience severely. If server downtime is planned and no better time slots are available, I would like to get notifications about it at least one day before so that we can prepare for it and notify other normal users as well.--Abcabc2 (talk) 04:33, 4 November 2020 (UTC)
Agree. Carlb can notify server maintenance on a specific page here at UnMeta or MediaWiki:Sitenotice. With this, the notices for each community would be under the responsibility of their ambassadors (or other users, if they are not active). - Brazil! JPLSilva 14:02, 4 November 2020 (UTC)
And I need to make the letter size bigger in order to put more pressure on this issue.--Abcabc2 (talk) 07:21, 17 November 2020 (UTC)

Since yesterday, UnCommons and other wikis have been experiencing falls and slow loading of pages. I don't know if the servers are having problems but I think you should take a look at them. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:35, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclomedia Commons namespaces Forum and Forum talk[edit]

Namespace Forum and namespace Forum talk 2x displayed.

In Uncyclomedia Commons are currently the namespaces Forum and Forum talk 2x displayed. Leonel Небојша Sohns 15:09, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

Software[edit]

CO wikis have not yet made the software update.

.co wikis have not yet made the software update but .org wikis have already made the software update. Leonel Небојша Sohns 18:15, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

Change of Korean Uncyclopedia (백괴사전) 2[edit]

Hello, former Korean Uncyclopedia admin here. I am still holding the control of uncyclopedia.kr domain.

The user in question had not asked me for this request, and I got aware of this topic only today. I have the user database and also the full revision of backup until May 2019. Please send me an email through "Send me the email" feature, or to whom shall I contact about this matter? --Peremen (talk) 21:00, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

I suggest talking directly to Carlb in that email ([email protected]). In the meantime, your wiki would be hosted in Miraheze but I believe we have a backup saved. In the meantime, your wiki would be hosted in Miraheze but I believe we have a backup saved. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 16:36, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Korean Uncyclopedia site is not hosted in Miraheze. The site in Miraheze is just a mirror site.
And it seems that ko.uncyclopedia.info server is based on the backup data which was made in 2008. I have sent the newest version of XML backup data(which was made in 2019) to Peremen so I think UnMeta should replace Korean Uncyclopedia Link to uncyclopedia.kr ; Peremen will restore all newest data of Korean Uncyclopedia site. --Senouis (talk) 12:25, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
I emailed Carlb on the 16th, about this subject with Pereman's exact text. Unfortunately he (always) doesn't have time to check them out, and I believe he has, in one of the old forums in 2019, reported something about it. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:12, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
I am now in direct contact with Carlb, and there will be good news from him. --Peremen (talk) 11:05, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Please, that email ([email protected])... but I warn you that I sent two emails about the problem and I didn't get an answer. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 21:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Well, I actually had more progress. The data is now restored in different wiki, only remaining problem is domains and TLS certificate. --Peremen (talk) 14:34, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Database error in UnData[edit]

Since yesterday there are problems with the database. There is no way to edit it at all. Only this message appears:

 Database error
 Jump to navigation Jump to search
 An error occurred in the database search. This may be indicative of a software error.

Att, Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 21:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

Carlb, what's going on with the servers? UnData has been malfunctioning for more than 10 days with data base problems. There is no way to edit anything on the wiki. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 11:21, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Report on the problem since March 26. I logged in UnData as IP today and did some editing tests.
Report to present
  1. Edit/create article as IP: another IP did it the day before yesterday. (Weak captcha, liable to vandalism)
  2. Edit/create interlink item as IP: Edit canceled
  3. Welcome another user even though he never makes a single edit in UnData (edition in the wiki of the origin of the indexed item): Free edition
  4. Phantom editing, that is, the user (or local sysop) deleted/redirected the item on its source wiki and the editing reflected here: Free editing.
  5. Upload image: Abuse filter prevents and blocks user for 1 year (PS: change blocking time to 6 months)
  6. Log in and edit normally: The system gives an error in the database (reason for the report)

Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 15:52, 8 April 2021 (UTC)

Database error
An error occurred in the database search. This may be indicative of a software error.

I would like to know what needs to be done to get things back up and running on UnData? Everything has been stopped since March 26th. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 08:10, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Desciclopédia has a problem[edit]

Since yesterday (April 4) desciclopedians users are reporting moments of huge slowness and sometimes the website crash with the infamous message "Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties". Eventually, the site runs on good terms for hours, but then suddenly crashes (or gets very slow) again.

We would appreciate knowing what is happening and when this boring problem would be solved. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 13:31, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

All wikis felt the same problem (Desgali also stopped this afternoon) Carlb already knows. Even though he is more concerned with the Korean problem. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 22:53, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Okay, but we just want a small info of how many days this problem will remain, so everyone can just wait properly. 2 users already lost their works because they believed the site was good but when they clicked in "save page" they suddenly faced "Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties". ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 13:48, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
I had a server crash 6 times when trying to save a text and having to reset it yesterday. Carlb is definitely having trouble running out of time.
In addition, UnData has not been able to be edited conveniently since March 26th. I managed to enter as an IP in a lan-house but IP's are unable to insert the interlinks in the items and a normal account cannot edit due to a problem in the database. So it is bizarre if there are editions of deletion or redirection of an article in the source wiki and have an edition reflected in UnData (if this article has a link inserted) as a phantom edition. About this, I reported twice in the Report this week and I'm sending an email in thirty minutes. I will add your complaint. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 20:09, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

Servers offline[edit]

Wikis are having problems with delays in saving edits when they don't fall. What happened to the servers? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 07:33, 3 May 2021 (UTC)


I'm reopening here to report issues with momentary server crashes during my edits on Desgalipedia. I don't know if it's the same on other wikis as other naughty users insist on wasting time opening unnecessary threads in the forum instead of reporting problems properly where they should be. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 23:46, 31 August 2021 (UTC)

For now, problems in Desciclopédia happens when users try to save changes. They always face "Error 520" as soon as they click "publish changes". At least nobody loses the changes, a mere F5 is enough to return to the updated page. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 01:42, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
Same problem on traditional Chinese Uncyclopedia...--Abcabc2 (talk) 10:36, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
For now I have been using the reload in chrome but I just warned a user on UnCommons about the problem. I have until tomorrow to let Carlb know by email and if my gallbladder allows me. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 23:13, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
Can Desciclopédia be informed when this error will be fixed? I don't think anyone cares to wait, the problem is when we are blind to these problems. 3 days of "Error 520" already. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 17:59, 5 September 2021 (UTC)
Sorry for the absence, but due to a medical problem with the gallbladder, I was away for 2 days. I'm emailing Carlb right now. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 21:36, 5 September 2021 (UTC)
Same problem on JA-UCP. --micch (talk) 13:58, 8 September 2021 (UTC)

Special:ListRedirects error[edit]

"MWException" occurred at Special:ListRedirects in JAUCP. --micch (talk) 13:21, 3 October 2021 (UTC)

Carlb's vandalism[edit]

The server was stopped to prevent his vandalism being reverted.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:20, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

By the way, this isn't his first vandalism. 偽基百科破壞者 is also him.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:27, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

We can't set skins and gadgets in the Japanese version of Uncyclopedia.[edit]

It doesn't respond when you press a tab other than user information when you open your personal settings in the Japanese version of Ancyclopedia. I came here because I wanted you to fix it if I could fix it.--BlueSky-2021 (talk) 05:57, 6 January 2022 (UTC)

I'll email Carlb, please, I need some patience as he's been solving these issues with some delay. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 20:36, 9 January 2022 (UTC)

Problems with UnData[edit]

I would like to know if there is any problem in the configuration of the interlinks. I cannot configure interlinks for :en and :en_gb for new elements. And problems started to be created even between the old elements, such as eliminating and recreating the interlinks in another element, being forced to redirect and delete the non-compatible interlinks. :fr and :es have the same problem. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 20:36, 9 January 2022 (UTC)

Access denied in Wikinet[edit]

Wikinet has been suffering for days with access denied problems. Almost always set to Error 1020. What's going on with Cloudflare? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 15:10, 14 January 2022 (UTC)

Cannot edit in Undata[edit]

I cannot add link nor edit label in Undata from 22 April 2022. I get "Could not save due to an error." when I press save. It seems that the last success edit is on 21 April 2022.--Bhenry1990 (talk) 15:24, 22 April 2022 (UTC)

Ok, it works now.--Bhenry1990 (talk) 03:12, 23 April 2022 (UTC)
I checked but... There was no problem with the wiki as I noticed the recent changes that day. Possibly, the server may have had a problem with the time it entered the wiki. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 04:32, 27 April 2022 (UTC)

Robots.txt on Persian Uncyclomedia (fa.uncyc.org)[edit]

Hi, can you check why no page is indexed on search engines? Mjbmr (talk) 22:52, 1 July 2022 (UTC)

Influx of weird users and useless spam articles[edit]

This might sound like it should belong in Ban Patrol but here's the thing: Recently in Tolololpedia there have been a huge influx of newly logged in users in a pretty short time and they're making spam articles that are mostly deleted. They mostly write weird stuff ranging from locksmiths to windows to glasses to sex toys. As i'm typing this right now, there are still new users making a new account in Tolololpedia (you might need to watch the recent changes for awhile to get what i mean). It already happened for a few days but they're on full force since last night with new users being created in under 5 minutes or less along with the weird articles
(P.S: I kinda forgot how things are around here so i created the Add a new record! page by clicking the Add a new record button on this page and typing the problem there. Sorry)
Pradiptamf/Nordster (talk) 06:35, 7 August 2022 (UTC)

These accounts are actually spambots that spread SPAM links where they can often contain malicious content. These accounts should not only be banned but their IP ranges should be successfully checked and blocked. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 20:17, 7 August 2022 (UTC)
Unfortunately we weren't able to detect their IP range. We guess that the spammers are either from Canada or a Cyrillic speaking country (probably Russia). To this day the spam is going on and we're still trying to delete many of the articles. One admin said we should close account registration.
Pradiptamf/Nordster (talk) 06:42, 9 August 2022 (UTC)
These accounts should be blocked immediately, their IP's checked or blocked in range this way (127.1.0.0/16, for example) to prevent reinfestation. If your administrators can't handle the problem, Carlb should be notified right here. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 06:48, 9 August 2022 (UTC)
It seems the CAPTCHA's have seized working everywhere. I can still see them, but apparently these don't have any effect anymore. I wonder how that comes. Roye7777777 ~ Talk 16:50, 9 August 2022 (UTC)
That's what i was trying to say. The Tolololpedia admins can't handle the problem and to this moments there are still users coming in and making useless articles
Pradiptamf/Nordster (talk) 07:13, 11 August 2022 (UTC)
Strangely, i haven’t seen a single spambot yet on Ikkepedia. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 08:14, 5 September 2022 (UTC)


It's been a month and they're still going on Tolololpedia. Any chance the abuse filter settings will go public? I've been waiting for it because they still keep coming and we're unable to see the settings due to it being set to private
Pradiptamf/Nordster (talk) 00:23, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Has anyone here thought of using spambot-specific filters instead of filters that just block IPs that create multiple accounts? While they do some of the work, it relies on the admins cleaning up regularly, which doesn't seem to happen, as far as i'm aware. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 08:04, 14 February 2023 (UTC)
It would be right but unfortunately it doesn't seem that there is anyone who knows this type of filter. In addition, I must report that I suffered a stroke on the 3rd of the last day and was admitted to the hospital and discharged yesterday. Therefore, checking for vandalism on different wikis is outdated. Also, I'm already thinking about retiring here because with this history it's not acceptable that I lose my life in a place that nobody is giving value to and vandalism is spreading in countless wikis. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 09:46, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
And unfortunately there will be no more admins on UnMeta, and UnMeta is just becoming another haven for spambots and not for real service problems anymore. Problems that can't be resolved local admins, will never be resolved, unless we migrate to a different host provider successfully.--Abcabc2 (talk) 11:24, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
I can guarantee you that if I have another stroke, I won't live to go back. Unfortunately this is the truth. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 23:27, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

E-mail problems[edit]

The e-mail system on Ikkepedia seems to have stopped functioning recently. This is a big problem, as there isn’t really any other way to contact the other admins than on the site itself, which uses the e-mail system to send them notifications. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 10:06, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

It strangely doesn’t work here either. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 13:15, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
Yeah, we seriously need to fix this. This specific problem severely limits the communication beetween users, especially the less active ones. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 23:14, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

@Rhubella Marie: The e-mail error has started causing chaos in my Uncyclopedia branch, someone is keeping requesting me to fix it (which I can't), and since our admins do not have any off-wiki contact information between each other, all discussions have to go publicly on the wiki, including those probably not intended to be done so, which causes further complains.--Abcabc2 (talk) 12:44, 29 November 2022 (UTC)

Okay, I'll send you Carlb's email ([email protected]) so you can report this problem to him personally. I'm doing this because I believe the entire email system on all wikis is out of order. I had reported a few days ago to Carlb an email about vandalism and about new admins for UnMeta and UnCommons and I didn't get a response. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 13:47, 1 December 2022 (UTC)

“Does the server have a problem? Do admins have the same problem when sending emails? This problem is very serious, it should be resolved quickly! That's too disturbing, I almost want to immediately block that user.--Abcabc2 (talk) 16:27, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

I can't describe the case as I don't usually use the server itself to contact you. Mine that I passed I usually send by google. However, I believe that the Chinese government censors gmail or any other website and cannot do that. I'll do the following, I'll send Carlb an email tomorrow (local time in Brazil) asking him to check the problem. However, I will warn you that he has not responded to the other 3 demands I sent him last month and I cannot predict whether he will respond to us. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 04:35, 5 December 2022 (UTC)
I placed a site notice to nofity users about the current situation which local admins are not capable to handle at all. If that user is still disturbing me for this issue, I will restrict him with an abuse filter anyway. I've warned him. I did try my best to help him.
By the way, most of our users (including myself) are actually located in regions where Gmail and other non government-controlled email services are (still) usable, not in mainland China as you may thought.--Abcabc2 (talk) 09:56, 5 December 2022 (UTC)
Thanks for the reminder. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 15:00, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
Are there still problems with the e-mail system? I was trying to verify my e-mail on one of the wikis and didn´t get a verification e-mail, even though the site said that i had received it. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 00:18, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Hey, the e-mail system still doesn't work. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 11:10, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

UnData: Could not save due to an error[edit]

I don't know what actually happens in UnData. From time to time the wiki does not allow anyone to edit showing this error message when trying to insert any link from any wiki.: Could not save due to an error. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:40, 9 December 2022 (UTC)

Certain pages became inaccessible[edit]

The page “zh-tw:User:Ericliu1912/改革/首頁/styles.css” became mysteriously inaccessible. All means trying to edit it or delete it fails.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:44, 7 March 2023 (UTC)

The servers are having serious problems now. Some hours there have been crashes on the wikis the error pages are multiplying. Possibly, the servers must be experiencing technical problems. I suggest waiting. If not, you can contact Carlb. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 17:50, 10 March 2023 (UTC)
The TemplateStyles MediaWiki extension is not installed on Chinese Uncyclopedia. This issue should be fixed. Ericliu1912 (talk) 11:45, 12 March 2023 (UTC)
I was seeing weird errors caused by Extension:TemplateStyles not allowing various command-line maintenance scripts to run properly. Remove the extension and that issue goes away, but then anything which had been saved with sanitized-css as the content type wouldn't display properly, instead throwing a page of error messages.

Desciclopédia has a problem[edit]

http://desciclopedia.org is very slow, glitching, and going offline. Users can't edit the site properly. Some functions are broken too, especially the "div class=NavFrame"

http://pesquisa.la is slightly better because some functions are working in this alternate URL. But the slowness is the same.

I tried to contact Carl, but no answer so far. Does someone have any info on what is happening? Maybe a schedule of when the problem will be solved? ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 05:46, 19 April 2023 (UTC)

The div class=NavFrame function is not working too. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 22:54, 19 April 2023 (UTC)
The problem is general across all wikis. There are terrible problems loading images. About Carlb's absence, the explanation may be this:

[...] Clearly something is not working if it is possible to brute-force a million or two attempts a month (even if most fail) on a group of websites which is not even in SimilarWeb anywhere in the top 100000. Most annoyingly, hCaptcha seems to be using this as an opportunity to send me very spammy-looking e-mail which begins with something like "Dear kingston.net team" (where kingston.net is my local ISP, based on my e-mail [email protected]..., but otherwise has nothing to do with this site) followed by a lengthy attempt to upsell to an "enterprise" version of the product at substantial, untold additional expense. The weak security is attracting more attempts to get garbage past the system, which is pushing the site over its hCaptcha-imposed quota of one million challenges a month. That's also an increased load on this server, which barely is keeping up at the best of times. [...]

— Carlb in Forum:Spam attack at Uncyclopedias
Maybe that explains why 8 emails were never answered in those 2 years. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 03:02, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
Thanks for the info. Mind sharing the link to this forum? I am not finding the complete discussion. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 04:17, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
What? A Desciclopédia (e outras wikis hospedadas pelo nosso servermaster Carlb) já estão há 1 semana recebendo ataque de spambot. We've been having bot attacks since December and I had a bad interruption because I suffered a stroke in early February and was away for 18 days, only returning on Carnival Monday. There are still 3 wikis that suffer too many attacks and I'm not sysop on any of them. (asturian, catalan and .info).
Should have looked at the full history, we had a wave of bot attacks on the 16th of April and this answer from Carlb is from the 13th. Between the 11th and the 13th I was away because I sent my notebook to the concert due to the motherboard having failed and my blockages here, at Uncyclopedia dalmata, which were the most affected were only on the 17th (this Monday). My answer had nothing to do with Carlb's presence and besides I spent the 15th and 16th intervening on Wikinet because a problem happened where he himself and Cartoonist were there on the 13th. I had to tie all the wikis with new abuse filters and per hour has helped stop bot attacks for good. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 09:57, 21 April 2023 (UTC)
It didn't work. The site is still slow, full of glitches, and often going offline. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 17:31, 21 April 2023 (UTC)
This site is for "recording" problems, not for "solving" problems. There is no places for actual problem solving. Problems can only be solved if we migrate to a new host provider.--Abcabc2 (talk) 11:06, 22 April 2023 (UTC)

Desciclopédia improved a little bit this Sunday, but we still have some issues.

The codes on our http://desciclopedia.org/wiki/MediaWiki:Common.js are not working correctly in desciclopedia.org

Compare versions:

pesquisa.la is working correctly. desciclopedia.org don't. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 21:29, 23 April 2023 (UTC)

I'm not seeing a difference between desciclopedia.org and "search there" (pesquisa.la) for the pages you mentioned. Is there any chance that Cloudflare was caching an outdated copy of something, which has now updated? The server behind both domains is the same. Carlb (talk) 15:07, 24 April 2023 (UTC)
Indeed it is working all nicely now. Thanks for checking by. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 08:28, 25 April 2023 (UTC)
The last remaining problem
I think the last glitch that still remains in Desciclopédia is the <math> function. As you can see in this example: http://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Fra%C3%A7%C3%A3o it is totally broken. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 09:26, 25 April 2023 (UTC)

Images[edit]

Reporting urgently that image loading (in Desciclopédia) is having problems. This kind of problems was checked in cciclopédia.org hours before.


Erro ao criar miniatura: convert: unable to open image `/var/images/pt/3/37/Irmandade_do_Dad.jpg': No such file or directory @ error/blob.c/OpenBlob/2924. convert: no images defined `/tmp/transform_40cea9696e8c.jpg' @ error/convert.c/ConvertImageCommand/3229. Error code: 1


Erro al criar eimaige pequeinha: convert: unable to open image `/var/images/mwl/1/10/Exrcito_sobre_nacional-bolchevismo.jpg': No such file or directory @ error/blob.c/OpenBlob/2924. convert: no images defined `/tmp/transform_ca2fa076c972.jpg' @ error/convert.c/ConvertImageCommand/3229. Error code: 1


Erro ao crear a miniatura: convert: unable to open image `/var/images/gl/6/6a/Lula,_Tbata_e_Janja.png': No such file or directory @ error/blob.c/OpenBlob/2924. convert: no images defined `/tmp/transform_49da0e6af41f.png' @ error/convert.c/ConvertImageCommand/3229. Error code: 1


The images in question are giving bugs in the thumbnails. The problem verified in the Desciclopédia case, even the entire image appears buggy. In the second case, the problem affects only the thumbnail. Please, I request without delay a verification on the server where the images are stored. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 04:37, 27 April 2023 (UTC)

The problem, apparently, solved. The server no longer accepts characters like (´`^~) used in Latin languages. Mandatory to be necessary redirection. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 10:23, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
It's still a serious problems for wikis in some languages, since I found that any new images with file name containing any non-ASCII characters are not correctly rendered, and many languages use non-ASCII characters exclusively. Old images seems to be not affected though.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:24, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
As long as this doesn't affect old images, it is manageable. But these characters (´`^~¨) are too common in Portuguese to not use them. ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 17:17, 29 April 2023 (UTC)
You'd likely have fewer problems em português than em arabe or in a few other languages which do not use the Western character set at all. Україна is not happy right now. This looks to be caused by our outdated MediaWiki version (1.35) as I tried the new version (1.39.3) on one abandoned wiki on this server and was able to thumbnail Commons images from there (Commons itself is still on the old version for now). PHP issue? And then there's the mw:Extension:Math problem, where we were using TexVC which isn't supported any more, as of MW 1.32+. The extension does offer a couple of other options which might work. I'm seeing weirdness where the extension is trying to connect to wikimedia.org for math, which is causing issues if that server doesn't accept the request. Carlb (talk) 20:00, 30 April 2023 (UTC)

Why do I always jump to https://mobile.uncyclomedia.org/ when entering https://m.uncyclomedia.org/ ?[edit]

And jumping to https://mobile.uncyclomedia.org/ shows that the webpage does not exist and cannot be edited. What's going on? 78Meow (Talk) 03:27, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

Because Carlb's discriminating phone users. The only thing we can do is waiting for a migration, hope that it's peaceful...--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:11, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

My account seems to have vanished from UnCommons[edit]

I just went to UnCommons, and it looks like my account, along with my userpage and all my contributions have just disappeared. Does anyone know how to solve this issue? Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 07:31, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

Also a smaller thing i just noticed: The edit above did not show up in my recent changes at all. Might be an issue there too. Pichu-bounce.gif BraGreMatPichu-bounce.gif 11:03, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

About your problem already reported in the forum opened recently. I don't know if UnCommons has changed from MediaWiki

If there is no impediment, I invite the representatives of the wikis that have undergone changes in the MediaWiki version to move to this forum so that the conversation does not get mixed up with problems from the later wikis on this issue, thank you. Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 14:22, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

PS: I would just like to understand the reason for editing with this ruler as if editing a module page? Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png

Recent changes does not show new edits[edit]

Special:RecentChanges no longer show new logs and edits, but individual page history and user contributions still work fine. Seems to affect all wikis.--Abcabc2 (talk) 15:06, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

Yes, I also found this problem... 78Meow (Talk) 16:32, 1 May 2023 (UTC)
Looks to be an issue with Extension:CheckUser not adding a database field `cu_changes`.`cuc_actor` which should have been created by maintenance/updata.php during the MW 1.35→1.39.3 upgrade. If I add that field manually on the dozens of affected wikis, then run maintenance/rebuildrecentchanges.php this annoying issue goes away. Carlb (talk) 14:06, 17 May 2023 (UTC)

Spanking art wiki has technically damaged pages[edit]

About two years ago, suddenly an estimated 5% of all pages of the Spanking art wiki http://spankingart.org/ got technically damaged. These pages display no longer because MediaWiki thinks the latest page revision has the number 0. These pages can no longer be edited, but the page history is usually still there. I found a relatively easy way to fix these broken pages, which was, whenever I encountered such a page (by chance), I copied the latest version from the page history to the clipboard, deleted the page, and created it under the same name as a new page, pasting the old contents into it.

Since last week, this workaround works no longer. So now we really need technical help. See for example the page http://spankingart.org/wiki/Spanks_and_Excuses. If I try to delete the page, I now get an error message "Internal error / [c957fd38b174acce4700e2e5] 2023-05-12 08:32:29: Fatal exception of type "LogicException")". And if I try to create the broken page newly, I get an edit conflict that can not be resolved. Could a technical admin (e.g. Carlb) please have a look at this problem? I found this info (Manual:FindAnomalies.php) which could possibly help. --Spankart (talk) 20:05, 14 May 2023 (UTC)

I see, Carlb could very well know about this since he was here a few hours ago and must have seen your call for help. If the problem has not been resolved, contact this page again. I inform you that we have updated MediaWiki to a revamped version. So, it may be that as it should belong to Uncyclomedia and your wiki is on our servers these changes are disturbing your wiki.
Report bugs in Forum:Software Update (May 2023), please!

Rhubella selo-02.pngRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,563 preppieditsRhubella selo-01.png 00:00, 15 May 2023 (UTC)

From what I'm seeing, findAnomalies.php is no longer bundled with MediaWiki - although the too-brief-to-be-useful Manual:Database inconsistencies does still mention it for some reason. There is a attachLatest.php which looked promising, but didn't seem to be much help as often it's the second-to-latest revision which is the good data. Some pages (like User:Sannse) had no valid revision to go to, but for the others a manual fix is possible. It requires access to the database - to go to the article, go to the "history" tab, click on the most recent "good" version and get the article name and the last known-good revision ID. Edit the Page table directly on the database to stick that revision number in place of what's there. Any of the pages I've looked at seem to be from the original 2012 import to this server, and the revision number of the last-good version is typically one less than whatever the system's currently pointing to. I doubt that this is a result of the 1.39.3 upgrade as the affected pages are all imports from ten years ago. If you let me know which pages need to be fixed (a list of titles) and if there's at least one valid revision in the history for each, I can fix this manually - how many are still broken? [email protected] 12:35, 15 May 2023 (UTC)
Thanks a lot for your quick help, Carl. Unfortunately I don't know any way to get a list of all affected pages. When I open 100 pages at random, on average I get about 5 broken ones. To check all 4300+ pages manually would take too long. We'd need a bot program that crawls all pages or something like that. --Spankart (talk) 14:42, 15 May 2023 (UTC)
This is the sort of weirdness I'm seeing at the database level (using User:Sannse as an example of something completely broken as obviously she does not exist here) the `page` table:
SELECT * FROM `page` WHERE `page_namespace` = 2 AND `page_title` = 'Sannse';
returns `page_id`=1333, `page_latest`=13508 - from which the `revision` table:
SELECT * FROM `revision` WHERE `rev_page` = 1333;
yields only one revision (with `rev_page`=1333, `rev_id`=13508, `rev_comment_id`=0, `rev_actor`=0).
  • Pre-MediaWiki 1.31, there was no `actor` table, no multi-content revisions and it was possible to go to the `text` table and grab the article text. Simple enough.
  • Unfortunately, the "newer" versions from MW 1.31 onward (and this was a while ago, if we're upgrading MW 1.35 → MW 1.39.3 now) added a few extra steps. Getting the text for an individual revision requires taking `revision`.`rev_id`, looking in the `slots` table (is this some sort of casino gamble?) to get `slots`.`slot_content_id` and then looking in the `content` table to get a `content`.`content_address` which can then be used to get the actual text from the `text` table. Oddly, that much was working.
Where this started going wrong? The `actor` names and the edit comments are now in their own separate tables. That's OK if everyone who ever posted (including anon-IP's) is actually listed in the `actor` table. Most are - even that 127.0.0.1 address which always points to your own machine is there as actor #354 in this example.
Unfortunately, someone having `rev_actor`=0 on their edits is bad. This is an unperson. Doubleplusungood. Must revise fullwise. The current MW 1.39.3 refuses to even display these revisions in the article history, even though the text exists. If one is the current or latest revision for a page? Things start going badly wrong. These will be mostly robots, Wikia staff and other garbage which existed before the import but which doesn't match any local `actor` - not even an anon-IP.
If, out of idle curiosity, I were to take a backup of the `revision` table and then try
UPDATE `revision` SET `rev_actor` = 354 WHERE `rev_actor` = 0;
the whole problem kinda, sorta goes away. It doesn't restore attribution if it's missing, but it does make all of the broken revisions readable by assigning them to the fictional IP user, User:127.0.0.1 who (despite not being a real person or even a globally-routeable address) is in the table.
Because the revisions exist (it's just the rev_actor field which has 0 instead of the author info) a script like attachLatest.php unhelpfully finds nothing wrong. Nice try and thanks, but no.
I'm not sure what to make of this. The only posts affected are revisions from more than ten years ago, but as a "solution" assigning these edits to a placeholder IP is kludgey. Even if the original "editor" was likely a bot. Carlb (talk) 03:06, 16 May 2023 (UTC)
Ah, so you can identify the affected pages/revisions by searching for `rev_actor`=0? That's good news. If I understand you correctly, the `rev_actor`=0 values are the cause of the trouble, and to me it sounds like a good fix to set them to an existing value if that repairs it and doesn't cause any other issues. How about we create a new dummy user named e.g. "RevisionFixer" and use their ID? --Spankart (talk) 14:16, 16 May 2023 (UTC)
I did find an old database backup from mid-2019 which has the `revision` table before `rev_actor` and `rev_comment` were split out into separate tables. Edits like this (User:Sannse removing a picture of some kid doing the dishes from the article on "Extra chores" on 24 January 2008 because, well, "(- image of child)" should be properly attributable from the data in the old backup, to squarely place blame where it belongs. That was right before Wikia pulled the plug, but it is part of the project's history which ought to be preserved.
One more question: (and this is unrelated) I see that you're still using the "old" Monobook skin which was in use in 2005 when the project started. Wikimedia has reskinned Wikipedia and its sibling wikis twice since then - to Vector in 2010 (which is still on most of the Uncyclopedias) and to Vector-2022 last year (which is on this wiki, and is on all of the Wikipedias). Individual users can override this from Special:Preferences on the "Appearance" tab. Do you want to go to either of these two as the default skin, or do you want to stick with what you have? Carlb (talk) 14:06, 17 May 2023 (UTC)
That's great news! Did you already apply the fix? On a sample of 50 random pages, today I got not a single broken page.
As to the default skin, I personally like Monobook best because it is the most compact and wastes the least space. I think that is a good reason to use it as the default even though it is old. But it may be that I'm just an old fart and I should not stand in the way of progress and current standards. I will ask our wiki's most active users what they think. --Spankart (talk) 19:34, 18 May 2023 (UTC)
Carlb, can you please change our default skin to the latest Vector (2022)? I personally hate it, but it is probably best if we use the latest skin as the default. --Spankart (talk) 13:42, 22 May 2023 (UTC)