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== Tips on starting an Uncyclopedia ==
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Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a [[:en:The iRAQ Pocket PC|pencil]] and set to work...

When starting a new Uncyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:
* YOU actually know what it says
* others might have the slightest chance at trying

You can make it easy or complicated:
''Easy'': I lyek cheze pitza
''Hard'': Y Monavia Ela Travor
They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that

However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:
* ¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
* Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
* Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
* Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
* Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
* En galego, precisa de un lápis! Se te sen punta, queira sinala-lo ... 
* Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
* En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
* A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
* In interlingue, vu va necessir de un crayon, un dictionarium e alquó in li cap!
* Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
* You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
* Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma?  O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
* Like, beauty eh?
* Tipo, bonito, né?
* Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
* 你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死，但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗？
* De gustibus non est disputandum.
* A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, [http://www.nonsensopedia.shfx.pl już jest :D]
* Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
* Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
* Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
* In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken. Of toch een biertje in de kroeg?
* Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
* Neva gerai, ar ne?
* Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
* I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna.
* Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
* So moliv moliv sakate be pickata majcina? Ke pustate Neciklopedija na makedonski ili treba da prajme neso?
* Sviju ti , imal ko da nije normalan a zna pisat?
* Oota... Lihtsalt oota... ja lase õhul tulla sinu Uncyclopediasse! Ahh... Mmm...
* Što je sa hrvatskim, kako pokrenuti Neciklopediju na hrvatskom jeziku? http://hr.uncyc.org
* Ja vēlaties būt kautkam noderīgs, un ja jūs neesat slaists, kuram [http://lv.neciklopedija.org/wiki/Nevienam_ner%C5%ABp ir vienalga], izlej kādu sviedru lāsīti te: [http://lv.neciklopedija.org Absurdopēdija]

==See also==
* [[Requests for new languages]] [[Requests for server space|and space]]
* [[Proposals for new projects]]
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