[TheHappySpaceman]
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Hello. My name is Dan. I'm fourteen, I play music, and I like tacos.
About me[edit]
Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
*[edit]
Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.
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