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Hi, I'm Cthulhu.fhtagn, your Evil God. Worship Me with self-mutilation and sacrifices, and I guarantee that you will have a quicker and mercier death than the infidels.

Useless things I do here whenever I'm too bored to vandalize edit other wikis:

  • Ban Patrol - sending to hell anybody that doesn't worship Me