UnN:The Real Embassy of Hikipedia

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Embassy of Hikipedia

Behold! The Brilliantly Magnificent Embassy of Hikipedia, the Finnish-language Uncyclomedia project. »WTF? About Hikipedia Even if a thousand people believed nonsense, it would still be nonsense. — Chinese proverb Get outta my way, I'm gonna hang myself there! — Finnish proverb Hikipedia, the Finnish Uncyclopedia, is desperately striving to win the approval and acknowledgement of her foreign superiors. To further this noble cause, she has resorted to the cheap trick of putting up an Embassy at UnMeta. » Foreign Ministry Hikipedia — the Crown Princess of Hell Projects of Hikipedia Main Page Hikibooks Hikigames Hikinews Hikinonsense Hikisource Hikiversity Hiktionary » Projects Multilingual Embassies on UnMeta Uncyclopedia (en) Hikipedia (fi) Naneshnameh (fa) Desgalipedia (gl) 日本語凸 (ja) Necyclopaedia (la) Çciclopédia (mwl) Oncyclopedia Neerlandica (nl) Ikkepedia (no) Nonsensopedia (pl) Desciclopédia (pt) Neciclopedie (ro) Yansiklopedi (tr)

Ultimatums You can threaten us! Hostage-related ultimatums take precedence. »Leave an ultimatum Finland is somewhere in the middle About Finland Finland (aka Middle Sweden) is a surprisingly large and unimpressive area of forests, lakes and freely roaming mobile phones in Northern Europe right next to Russia. Famous for her severe climate, painfully introverted people, and uncompromisingly incomprehensible language, Finland has, against all odds and expectations, managed to create a disturbingly distinct national culture. We are proud to offer to the world the spectacularly awesome apex of Finnish cultural achievement: Hikipedia. Introduction For untrustworthy foreigners Welcome, all ye who enter. You are about to embark on a mission most arduous: reading a tedious, hopelessly pompous, and largely pointless introductory essay on the Finno-Hikipedian experience. Whereas other nations may have fancy national identities, Finns have a shared inferiority complex. This is why they, whenever opportunity rears its ugly head, choose to afflict upon innocent, helpless foreigners the unbearable tedium of “enlightening” them about Finland and all related issues. The Finnish National Tourism Board, a sinister Fascist organization ruling much of the godforsaken country with an iron fist, has been most aggressive in enforcing the policy according to which Finnish subjects must, when encountering foreigners, present them with a comprehensive overview of his/her glorious fatherland. In accordance with this policy, we, the Embassy of the Most Exalted & Serene Empire of Hikipedia under the Glorious Emblem of the Double Wolverine and the Sacred Spruce Crown of St. Ykä, present all visitors with this complimentary Introduction to the enchanting world that is the Finno-Hikipedian experience – all dumbed down and sexed up to meet the needs of the untrustworthy foreigner. While this presentation is authorized by Hikipedia, it lacks the official recognition, if not the reluctant toleration, of the Republic of Finland. During the presentation, do not hesitate to help yourself to the soda on the corner table, the brandy in the cupboard or the gun on the desk. Well then