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Illogicomedia portal[edit]

Nowadays, the Illogicomedia portal is in the same address where there are the database about the Uncycs. Then, the database with the statistics about the wikis has a template that is updated everyday but, for the database about the Illogicopedias, doesn't exist a similiar template; there are independent templates for each Illogic. I was thinking and, I think that would be a good idea the Hymie le robot or other bot to update the statistics about the Illogicomedia portal. Uncyclopædiavu'wI’RENAN337contributionsThe best of Spain 02:37, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

I got together the statistics for an unique template, but is necessary to update the numbers everyday. We need a bot more. Uncyclopædiavu'wI’RENAN337contributionsThe best of Spain 11:22, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Babel - a parodic?[edit]

Our version of the babel almost look not on the wikipedia-version. And i think, as a parodic, that is needed. So, i would like that you do something to change that. Tiz (talk) 19:58, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

It's similar to the Wikipedian version. I also need to hear the Carlb's point of view about it. Uncyclopædiavu'wI’RENAN337contributionsThe best of Spain 16:20, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Encyclopaedia Daemonica[edit]

What about to cite the Daemonica, on the same section where is cited the Uncyclopedia, UnNews, Undictionary, UnCommons, UnMeta and Illogicopedia? Uncyclopædiavu'wI’RENAN337contributionsThe best of Spain 00:32, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

Refresh the Babel[edit]

I'm think you should replace the old Uncyclopedia logo in the Babel for the new one (sorry for my english XD) --Sebagomez (talk) 22:57, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

No problem guy. It's necessary Cartoonist or Carlb realeases a new logo :D Uncyclopædiavu'wI’RENAN337contributionsThe best of Spain 01:30, 19 November 2013 (UTC)
Hi, Renan! Please refresh the Babel Main Page. It shows stale data. 95.46.218.170 08:21, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

en- error[edit]

Why I can not see how many articles the English Uncyclopedia have? I just see Wannabe articles

ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 04:44, 28 October 2015 (UTC)

The link to Nonciclopedia (:it) is wrong too.

ABDUL ALHAZRED Salah, Zakāh, Ramadan, Hajj 00:27, 10 November 2015 (UTC)

zh-hk: and yue:[edit]

Being a user/bureaucrat of both sites, I want to admit that they are different sites techinically, and zh-hk: should point to uncyclopedia.hk while yue: points to yue.uncyclopedia.hk . Although there is a also zh-tw: and/or cmn: pointing to uncyclopedia.tw, which is basically the same thing as uncyclopedia.hk, but to be NPOV, both zh-tw:(cmn:) and zh-hk: should point to uncyclopedia.tw and uncyclopedia.hk respectively, and yue: pointing to yue.uncyclopedia.hk or yue.uncyclopedia.info. --W. Chan (talk) 03:39, 3 January 2017 (UTC)

By the way, please also add yue: to the list right under the Uncyclopedia logo, although it has only a few articles.--W. Chan (talk) 03:43, 3 January 2017 (UTC)

Be - Паўдурапедыя (Paudurapedyja)[edit]

The Belarusian version at Be.Uncyclopedia.info now has 44 pages. Please update the main page, thanks. Sean, aka Hoof HeartedWikiIndex Admin / 'Crat / Staffgas2HH 15:26, 27 October 2018 (UTC)

The template at info:template:pagecount used to be updated daily by a robot script that hasn't been run for a couple of years now. I tried updating the script to grab the pagecounts from MediaWiki's api.php and replace a few custom domains for inactive projects (which likely aren't worth renewing) with the corresponding xx.uncyclopedia.info URLs. Unfortunately, this server is still running too slowly; until the issues with the API calls timing out without a timely reply is fixed, I have to leave the 'bot shut down. Carlb (talk) 03:36, 28 October 2018 (UTC)
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 $stats = array();
 print "{{-start-}}<noinclude>\n'''Template:Pagecount'''\nPagecount statistics for each language wiki xx, invoke using: {{pagecount|xx}}\n</noinclude>";
 print "{{#switch: {{{1}}}\n";
 foreach ($wiki as $wiki => $url) 
        {
	 print ($url);
         $handle = fopen( $url, "r");
         $stat=fgets($handle);fclose($handle);
         $stat=substr($stat,strpos($stat,'"articles";i:')+13);
         $stats[$wiki]=substr($stat,0,strpos($stat,";"));
         print " | " . $wiki . " = " . $stats[$wiki] . "\n";
        }
 print " | updated = " . date("F j, Y") . "\n";
 print "}}\n";
 print "{{-stop-}}\n";
?>
</source>